This blog handles the stuff I always wanted to scream out to everyone. You might also find some more or less useful tipps and tutorials about coding.

I'm not going to speak with a leaf over my mouth. ( I'ts a german saying ) So expect me using words like fuck, ass, suck and soup.

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Hello, most people call me Mario, easily recognised by my horrible english. I sometimes code, well ok thats a lie... I do that all the freaking time.

Since 8 Years if we want to put a number on it and currently working as a Senior Developer at the Cinergy AG in Zürich.

Computer Since is not only my profession it's my biggest hobby and I love it. Im always curious trying out new things and gathering new skills.

Im currently stationed in Zürich / Switzerland. If you want to meet up let me know, Im always open for a cold beer :)

Damn PHP Developers...

We all know PHP is not the best language, it got many issues and makes you sometimes want to scream and smash your notebook into little shiny pieces. But I still love the language somehow.

Mario Döring

Mario Döring


Software Engineer, ClanCats Dude, cineman.ch Developer and general Idiot.